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Caption CERN Contest Week 2

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 02/11/2015 at 04:35110 Comments

Week 1: 2/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 2/17/2015

Link to the original CERN image.

What do we have here? Some sort of high pressure or high vacuum chamber with all sorts of ports and wires. Motors, pumps, and a scientist who understandably looks rather proud of her creation.

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

michelle wrote 02/12/2015 at 18:15 point

A former executive director of Multi-dimensional R&D stands beside an early version of the CS81297 delivery portal. Originally developed by Cyberdyne Systems, this system was designed to deliver supplies to troops across dimensions.

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pierrep wrote 02/12/2015 at 18:13 point

Woww that sure is one fancy and high-tech booze maker !

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Gonzalo Rodríguez Prieto wrote 02/12/2015 at 18:09 point

And when they ask me why I do science instead of house work, I just show that and say: "Because..." 

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Chris Montgomery wrote 02/12/2015 at 16:47 point

"...and this device is used to get the cream in the Twinkie."

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RoboMonkey wrote 02/12/2015 at 16:00 point

"....and our final torture device is this baby...we don't know what it does, we just call it 'Mr. Thingy'"

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malcolm wrote 02/12/2015 at 15:18 point

Maisy felt a little unsure seeing the in-vitro injection system for the first time

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TheHackerWorkshop wrote 02/12/2015 at 14:50 point

Ophidiologists perfect the Iron Lung for snakes, averting disaster from the Reptilian Polio Virus..

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Robert Ross wrote 02/12/2015 at 14:48 point

"While still confused how to wear a lab coat, Sallie is standing by her creation of the first functional hyper-drive.

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Oddball wrote 02/12/2015 at 14:24 point

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

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Tim wrote 02/12/2015 at 13:43 point

"The scientist's easy bake oven. "

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Beaten Together wrote 02/12/2015 at 13:40 point

Section 8.12 of the SOP refers to a FMEA document that states that it is a high risk scenario if command "shutter.open" is not issued before "deathray.fire"

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rob Miles wrote 02/12/2015 at 13:14 point

"Just how long do I have to hold my finger here?"

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Jake wrote 02/12/2015 at 12:06 point

Honey, I shrunk the kids!

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Pierre Chevalier wrote 02/12/2015 at 11:42 point

~ IN LOVE WITH SCIENCE serie ~

"Bigger is Better"

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THX1082 wrote 02/12/2015 at 10:43 point

And this showcase can be yours if the price is right.

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johnowhitaker wrote 02/12/2015 at 09:48 point

Damsel in distress asks passing motorists if they have a no. 13 spanner or a spare particle accelerator in their trunks.

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SnoWHandS wrote 02/12/2015 at 08:22 point

Here we have Sherry Williams next to her Automated Milk Vacuum machine.

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srainsdon wrote 02/12/2015 at 06:06 point

Here, climb in to my oven childern.

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target drone wrote 02/12/2015 at 05:59 point

Yeah? Well my laser goes to 11.

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komradebob wrote 02/12/2015 at 05:04 point

"What does it do? Why does it have to do something? It is a thousand kilos of gorgeous hand welded aluminum, stainless steel, and cap head bolts!  

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