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Caption CERN Contest Week 6

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 03/11/2015 at 04:05146 Comments

Week 4: 3/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/17/2015

Here we go again! Time to get those captions ready! What do you think is going on in this image from CERN's archives?

Link to the original CERN image.

CERN scientists and engineers often find themselves in interesting positions. However, we're not sure if this CERN staffer ever expected to be quite where he is now!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

Lou wrote 03/15/2015 at 02:30 point

After a hard day of baking bread, Tony had a hard time staying awake while cleaning out the bread dough mixer.

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MatrixCat wrote 03/14/2015 at 10:45 point

So you're saying that when I turn it clockwise, the WiFi drops out in the whole building?

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jesse.c.upcraft wrote 03/14/2015 at 00:42 point

With a work order in hand sign by supervisor Homer Simpson Frank began work on the nuclear powered doughnut maker.

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Steven wrote 03/13/2015 at 22:18 point

"You're going to do WHAT to my particles?"

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Jeremiah Patoka wrote 03/13/2015 at 21:36 point

"Now wait a minute... is it fall back an hour or spring forward? I hate day light savings..."

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Steel_9 wrote 03/13/2015 at 19:37 point

Here we have Dr. Gordon Freeman calibrating the beam emitter on the anti-mass spectrometer.

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Steel_9 wrote 03/13/2015 at 19:29 point

...and if I lean back like this, There the tube is now a perfect cylender

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Steel_9 wrote 03/13/2015 at 19:23 point

I am not sure what the man in white is doing, but their is a gaudge measuring circularity in front of him.

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Steel_9 wrote 03/13/2015 at 19:13 point

Fed up with the cloying aroma of fabric softiner, Lary devises his own way to combat static cling.

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Steel_9 wrote 03/13/2015 at 19:03 point

Not willing to accept the word of mere Mathematicians, CERN decided to find for it's self, the ratio of circumference to diameter.

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Josh Melton wrote 03/13/2015 at 18:48 point

[deep sigh] lasers are stupid.... these things'll never catch on.

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RodolpheH wrote 03/13/2015 at 14:20 point

Instructions unclear, got stuck in the vents.

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Keith Olson wrote 03/13/2015 at 10:59 point

Hans wasn't sure why he had to sit here and hold this while the demonstration was going on, but it sure beat mopping floors.  He *was* curious about why his fillings seemed to be getting warm, though.

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Galane wrote 03/13/2015 at 08:31 point

I'm your new commander. You now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania Prepare the transit beam.

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Galane wrote 03/13/2015 at 08:29 point

SESMDE? That's an odd way to spell hamster wheel.

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Paul Scott wrote 03/13/2015 at 06:04 point

It's-a-me MARIO

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EncoreTech wrote 03/13/2015 at 01:56 point

another leak in the steam boiler?...oh well, this chewing gum should fix it..

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EncoreTech wrote 03/13/2015 at 01:43 point

"The Dilithium Crystal Chamber is ready Scotty"

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depezor wrote 03/12/2015 at 21:25 point

"Finally found the perfect spot to take a nap and still look busy working"

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Sam Carlin wrote 03/12/2015 at 20:11 point

Mario would later credit his success as a vigilante to his extensive experience with warp pipes.

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