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Caption CERN Contest Week 7

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 03/18/2015 at 04:0029 Comments

Week 7: 3/17/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/24/2015

Ladies and gentlemen, start your captions!

What do you think is going on in this image from CERN's archives?

Link to the original CERN image.

CERN scientists and engineers often find themselves in interesting positions. However, we're not sure if this CERN staffer ever expected to be quite where he is now!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

frankstripod wrote 03/18/2015 at 16:14 point

Snacking CERN style. "I know there's a poptart setting here somewhere."

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ajlitt wrote 03/18/2015 at 15:21 point

There's yer problem!  You gotta proton clog on the number four.  I'll get the Proto-Rooter from the truck and have it back colliding in a jiffy.

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DainBramage wrote 03/18/2015 at 14:59 point

Renowned proctologist Dr. Herman Turninkov inspects exhaust outlet #4, which has reportedly been suffering from constipation.

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THX1082 wrote 03/18/2015 at 13:51 point

CERN's Offline Password Keeper

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Tim wrote 03/18/2015 at 12:52 point

A technician inspects some exhaust ports in an unrenowned CERN branch located in Sochi.

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Tim wrote 03/18/2015 at 12:46 point

With these byproducts, the probability our waste will mutate a lizard to enormous size, commonly referred to as the Godzilla Probability, goes up to 0.32.

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Tim wrote 03/18/2015 at 12:42 point

A technician measures the exhaust ports on a CERN laboratory. CERN has become increasingly aware of its exhaust after another laboratory was blown up by a kid with some photon torpedoes.

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Tim wrote 03/18/2015 at 12:32 point

Dr. Jensen measures network traffic at the place where the internet ends.

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OzQube wrote 03/18/2015 at 12:25 point

Check it out! One tube for each Ninja Turtle

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