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Caption CERN Contest Week 8

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 03/26/2015 at 03:2884 Comments

Week 8: 3/25/2015 - 9pm PDT 4/1/2015

Caption, Caption, who's got the winning Caption?

What do you think is going on in this image from CERN's archives?

Link to the original CERN image.

Some scientists and engineers at CERN appreciate their equipment more than others. This CERN staffer really seems to appreciate this particular rack of equipment. What could make it so special?

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

Terry Davis wrote 03/27/2015 at 20:47 point

Dr. Breman's early attempts to create the perfect robot woman had some early success, but was later scrapped do to a tragic input/output error.

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Jarrett wrote 03/27/2015 at 20:44 point

"Oh... Where's the any key?"

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Tachyon wrote 03/27/2015 at 20:22 point

Bob patted his new, Ronco as seen on TV Higgs-Bosonator 2000 and said "We'll show those guys upstairs who deserves the Employee of the Month parking space!"

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THX1082 wrote 03/27/2015 at 20:21 point

Side effects of ingesting propulsion gel may include: nausea, vomiting, mechanophilia, science, itching, or even death.

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Tachyon wrote 03/27/2015 at 20:19 point

Bob silently hoped Benedict Cumberbatch would play him in CERN, the movie.

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DanH wrote 03/27/2015 at 19:08 point

Be patient, my dear.  The world isn't yet ready to understand.

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skildude wrote 03/27/2015 at 17:53 point

Isn't she lovely... I call her Betty.

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Juan Castro wrote 03/27/2015 at 17:34 point

Are you sure my kid will like this? He said he wanted a sunnerpintembo or something like that.

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airbuckles wrote 03/27/2015 at 17:02 point

I finally found that damned phone bill!

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thomasdr wrote 03/27/2015 at 16:12 point

Dr. Who with a early version of K-9.

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Thomas wrote 03/27/2015 at 15:46 point

Finally, mother wont have to ask me if I have a girlfriend this Thanksgiving.....assuming I can get you through the door.

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Polossatik wrote 03/27/2015 at 15:21 point

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.

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Dr.Jekyll wrote 03/27/2015 at 15:05 point

It was then that he realized, motherboard could never love him like a real mother could.

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Tucker Brown wrote 03/27/2015 at 13:52 point

They said it couldn't be done. I'll show them. 10 more of these and I'll finally have that interactive girlfriend I always dreamed of..... 

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Nathaniel Poate wrote 03/27/2015 at 13:32 point

"So, how do i select coffee with one sugar?"


– i used to work in R&D for a coffee vending machine manufacturer, seems funny to me!

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Unilim wrote 03/27/2015 at 12:55 point

" If the cameras could take colored pictures, maybe they could admire your real beauty... "

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Tachyon wrote 03/27/2015 at 12:21 point

Bob hoped the notoriety of finding the Higgs-Boson would help overcome the stigma against human/dalek marriage.

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Nick Johnson wrote 03/27/2015 at 11:54 point

CERN's pioneering computer dating service didn't quite work out as expected.

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mechanicalsquid wrote 03/27/2015 at 09:04 point

And this one, flash, flash, flash, then wait for it. Nothing for awhile. Here it comes. Double flash!

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Stipe Predanic wrote 03/27/2015 at 08:37 point

There there, you'll EXTERMINATE them next time.

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