Caption CERN Contest Week 10

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 04/09/2015 at 05:1070 Comments

Week 10: 4/8/2015 - 9pm PDT 4/15/2015

There's something for everyone in this image from CERN's achieves. Gas bottles, chemicals, huge concrete blocks, high voltage wires, and a rather surprised looking scientist. What sort of experiment would require this sort of shielding? What is the photographer standing on? Most importantly, is that a keg of beer hiding under the table to the right?

Link to the original CERN image.

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

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Good Luck!


Jarrett wrote 04/14/2015 at 23:58 point

DJ Hi-Tek be spinning faster than a hydrogen particle

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Dan Fruzzetti wrote 04/13/2015 at 18:11 point

I am the first Votan, sent here to prepare the laboratory for future generations.

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Steel_9 wrote 04/13/2015 at 02:43 point

This picture of Bob Hillman was taken from the Cern Aeronautical Delivery System, just before he went missing. According to rummors, he is now working for a major online retail company.

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Lou wrote 04/13/2015 at 02:33 point

And the music goes round and round, and it comes out here.

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Lou wrote 04/13/2015 at 02:32 point

Don't look at me, I didn't order any pizza!

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Lou wrote 04/13/2015 at 02:30 point

You said you would let me out when i got this damn thing working.  Well it's working so LET ME OUT !!!

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Rollyn01 wrote 04/12/2015 at 08:03 point

"Stop laughing! No, don't take a picture! Leaving the helium valves open is not funny!! You guys are wasting coolant!!!"

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Leonard wrote 04/12/2015 at 01:43 point

After getting curious and opening one up, CERN found it was very tiny people inside the chip that made the new processors so much faster.

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liberty wrote 04/11/2015 at 18:53 point

Well, you sure took your time getting here... I've been pushing the room service button all day.

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bennettmarks439 wrote 04/11/2015 at 17:27 point

"Best damn corn likker west ah' Geneva!"

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raginghessian wrote 04/11/2015 at 08:04 point

dude, listen..... "iiiiit's The Fiiinnnnnaaaaalll Counttdoooooown!!!" .......i love this fucking song1

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OniKyanAE86 wrote 04/11/2015 at 03:32 point

"Lamarr, get down from there, give me back my camera! Oh great, it will be another week before I can coax her out of there....."

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Phil wrote 04/10/2015 at 21:45 point

"They think the beer keg is for supporting the table... Now my Helium Siphon is complete, I'll have the coolest beer in all of Geneva!"

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preradio wrote 04/10/2015 at 21:29 point

The last photo of Walter White's mentor, Professor Shmegglebottom, before he "retired" from CERN.

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EncoreTech wrote 04/10/2015 at 19:25 point

You drank it and now you can't get down? What am I supposed to tell Mr. Wonka?!

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Flint Olsen wrote 04/10/2015 at 18:46 point

"Unable to contain his excitement, Harold pulled his Keg and pee bucket into the lab so he could enjoy Octoberfest and  watch the laser show."

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aaronloar wrote 04/10/2015 at 18:41 point

"It places the coolant bottle in the bucket..... IT PLACES THE COOLANT BOTTLE IN THE BUCKET!!!"

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Rishabh wrote 04/10/2015 at 17:55 point

Spying is a grave con-CERN here!

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euqinimod wrote 04/10/2015 at 17:50 point

"Ah there.  I finally fixed the leak in the ceiling by rerouting the water to the bucket.  Now I can finally get started on my work"

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John Schuch wrote 04/10/2015 at 17:47 point

"6 years to get a friggin' PhD. My job? I watch that little pail down there. "

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