Caption CERN Contest Week 10

Week 10: 4/8/2015 - 9pm PDT 4/15/2015

There's something for everyone in this image from CERN's achieves. Gas bottles, chemicals, huge concrete blocks, high voltage wires, and a rather surprised looking scientist. What sort of experiment would require this sort of shielding? What is the photographer standing on? Most importantly, is that a keg of beer hiding under the table to the right?

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airbuckles wrote 04/10/2015 at 17:10

Meet Dooglas, experimenting beer brewing, CERN style. Shown here controlling the critical HOP collider.

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Charles Bullock wrote 04/10/2015 at 15:28

Yes, Hans, we're all very impressed by your marshmallow cannon. Now please, we need those parts for the main accelerator.

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MechaTweak wrote 04/10/2015 at 15:08

As the lights flickered on he froze, hoping the surface dwellers vision was movement based...

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franksxbox wrote 04/10/2015 at 14:11

Dr. Cool's weightlessness serum is a success. The missing ingredient to the formula was beer. At this point, Dr. Cool realized a new problem to the serum, "how do i get my test subject back on the ground and thank god we did not do this test outside."

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XLT_Frank wrote 04/10/2015 at 14:02

Food is lowered into the pit twice a day, buckets are provided for their waste daily, and a keg is provided weekly to keep them maliable.

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Robert Ross wrote 04/10/2015 at 13:33

"Frank was almost done completing his new lab space when he looked up an realized he completely forgot a celing"

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RoboMonkey wrote 04/10/2015 at 13:26

And you thought elves only made shoes. Here one is preparing the magic blue smoke that indicates the death of every electronic device ever constructed.

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ca5m1th wrote 04/10/2015 at 13:14

DJ Pr0toN_Sm@z3r sets up for the office holiday party.

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AtomicTom wrote 04/10/2015 at 13:07

Day 43: Gamma Radiation had no effect in producing the frictionless lube. The fraternity brothers will not be happ....hey you up there! yes i see you! let me out! This bucket smells and I miss my wife...

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Eugene Jones wrote 04/10/2015 at 12:01

And this is the box that generates the 1.21 Jigawatts of power for this here project.

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robthebrew wrote 04/10/2015 at 10:54

OK, I'm hooked up to the catheter. The Bucket is ready. Can someone hook up the keg?

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Nick Sayer wrote 04/10/2015 at 14:27

First stage human centipede experiments?

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Anool Mahidharia wrote 04/10/2015 at 10:41

And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the "Grey Box" that infuses legitimate Higgs-Bosons in to your brew, making it completely safe to sell your bootleg without being caught.

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krux wrote 04/10/2015 at 09:04

Pancake making rube goldberg machine complete!

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demonskull1 wrote 04/10/2015 at 08:29

I'm happy for you to have a look around my moonshine-brewery, but, do you see this box here on the right? It's my prawn peeler. Don't freaking touch it! Uh, and be careful with the piss bucket...

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Daveyjones wrote 04/10/2015 at 08:27

I'm calling it the Kinect.

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davidkeis wrote 04/10/2015 at 07:54

Mr. Steensen caught in a rare moment, working on his hobby project: The Automatic jam infusing toaster

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RodolpheH wrote 04/10/2015 at 07:11

The miniaturization process is a success. Shown above, [Dr. Wozzie Exler] shrunk himself and built his office in a dollhouse. "This could be a solution for the human overpopulation. Just imagine how much space we could save with this process" he says.

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david wrote 04/10/2015 at 05:32

Bill's instant coffee machine worked REALLY well, but he wasn't sure if he should try the Cappuccino frother.

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Nick Sayer wrote 04/10/2015 at 05:08

It rubs the lotion on its electron microscope, or else it gets the hose again.

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MechaTweak wrote 04/10/2015 at 12:13

Was just about to comment "It rubs the dielectric grease on its relay contacts....." but you got there first. Well played sir.

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Nick Sayer wrote 04/10/2015 at 14:26

I was first, but yours is better. :)

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cates wrote 04/10/2015 at 04:33

And this is the machine that goes BING!

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