[...] Sent a link to 4chan, but came back (surprisingly). 

Some helpful advice given along the way:

[...] The guy isn't on Linux, though, so story continues. We tried to explain why HackChat isn't the place, but words didn't quite work:

[...] Benchoff intervenes:

Then Hackaday.io mod tools fail:

And, once the guy is gone, we can finally speak freely.