Why do smart phones not have the camera lens placed in the most human user ergonomic position?!

As a quirky conceptual spy alternative, the Camera Spy Ring, by Hasbro.

Disclaimer, not by Hasbro or Hasbro subsidiaries.

Any who, this was just a thought. Now, turn away and go do some thing more important like clip your disgustingly long finger nails. Yeah, we noticed and frankly we are nauseated. We stopped calling you to join us for nights out because you embarrass us. Sigh.

As a side, this was in reality a test print on the SeeMeCNC Delta Orion 3D Printer for which I have had little experience with, prior to developing pending project parts.