I had every intention of finding some proper suction cups for research and development on the augment for my "buns". My plan was that this coming weekend would be all about my butt- but no such suction cups did I find... no… so plans had to change.

In leu of what I sought, I did stumble upon some meaty-beefy silicone grilling mitts on clearance in Target's summer section (that they were shedding to replace with back to school crap).

These gloves are thicc and have a satisfying weight to them (just the way I like). There were two pairs of these bad boys left. Since they titillated something within me, I snatched them both up. I wasn't yet sure where my subconscious was running off to- but I figured I'd catch up with it eventually.

On the way home, it occurred to me that the big red gloves were sorta like mud flaps on a semi-truck. 

This realization helped me catch up with my subconscious dirty mind. The gloves also reminded me of the sort of big red handprint one gets on their skin after receiving a good swift slap.

Mud flaps... slapping... this can be a thing... no... this MUST be a thing!!

I already have something specific planned for the "buns", so I decided that this new impromptu augment could occupy the same area of my body, however jack into the left or right "thigh" connector on the Pulse board.

For my next trick, I would like to construct a Slapping Skirt, if you will. A kilt of hands that can swing back and whip forward with enough force to spank the skin beneath. 

Within the past 24 hours, I've already met with my fellow mechanical minded friends, the forces that be, and discussed possible ways of creating a waist-mounted device to provide such motion.

The words I'll throw out there for now: cam, springs, and some torqueeee motors. 

Since I have two pairs of these gloves, I figure I'll use both sets. One for directly behind me, and one set for my flanks (the back and the sides).

Time to make a mechanical skirt capable of whipping my bum. Would anyone out there enjoy wearing such a thing as much as me, I wonder? ;) Wish me luck!