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Tesla Model 3 Bio Chip install
08/10/2019 at 17:19 • 0 commentsPrepare thyself: There is blood in this video! -
Tesla chip implant was a success!!
08/02/2019 at 20:31 • 0 commentsI didn't even cry! My year long Tesla Model 3 bio implant hack project wouldn’t be possible without Amal at vivokey encasing my chip implant in biopolymer and Pineapple to install it safely. My cyber punk upgrades are complete!
This is Pineapple(that’s his name)! He is the one that installed my Tesla Model 3 implant! He was amazing, detailed, explained all the steps to me. His studio was clean and sanitized. I was so nervous leading up to this, and he made the process so amazing!! And we geeked out about 3DPrinting
Thanks to my video wizard Howard for helping capture this adventure!Also I will be at DefCon next week, if you're around and want to chat about this adventure ping me on twitter! @amiedoubled
#amiedd #dc27 #teslahack
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Execute Order #TeslaFlex
01/06/2019 at 03:37 • 0 commentsThanks to Amal at VivoKeymy Tesla Model 3 Valet chip is encased in biopolymer and ready to be implanted in my arm this month!!
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Valet Chip ready to be Encapsulated!!
12/02/2018 at 18:09 • 0 commentsThanks to Amal from VivoKey and Dangerous Things for helping make sure I get my chip encapsulate safely for my implant.
The size of the chip and antenna after it gets encapsulated will be about 40mm x 10mm. It will be encapsulated in a biopolymer.
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Tesla Software v9 - Program your own valet cards
12/02/2018 at 16:40 • 0 commentsMy Model 3 just got the new software update v9(including an easter egg game: Atari)!
I noticed that the car said that I would now be able to program my own valet keycards myself. Which could be good news since I'm working on using the chip implant from the valet card.
Strange though, when I looked through Tesla's Software Version 9.0 on their webpage, there is no mention of this new feature. So I figured I would try it out and see if it actually worked.
My little brother wanted to help me out. My dad told him, "You can't get one." My brother's reply was, "A Tesla, or a chip implant?" hahahahaha
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Meeting my Maker
11/12/2018 at 19:47 • 0 commentsI had a Skype call with Amal from Dangerous Things and VivoKey. He was the one that made the implant I currently have (so that pretty much makes him my cyborg father right?)
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Ripping apart the Valet Key
11/12/2018 at 19:43 • 0 commentsYou can tell by looking at the valet key where the chip is located. I put one my Model 3 valet card(that had already been synced with my car from the dealership), and dropped it in a glass container with acetone. It took about 1.5 hours to completely dissolve the plastic. I also dropped my phone in the acetone jar...damn it Hahahaha
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Info from the Valet Key
11/12/2018 at 03:26 • 0 commentsI was curious what information is public available just from scanning the Tesla valet key
The Java Card Open Platform is interesting, because it is a IBM smart card developed by a team and Germany and I've used the java card development kit for mobile development access control and some stuff with LEGO Dimensions.
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Tesla Hack Diaries: Prequel
11/12/2018 at 02:49 • 0 commentsTesla Hack Diaries: Prequel
I've been working on my body implant Tesla hack for about 2 months, and I have had reservations about sharing my work, after discussing with a few friends and strangers about my project at #supercon last weekend I decided I would finally share my project progress. Thanks to Amal, Andy, Drew and Will for encouraging me that "all work sucks in the beginning" and I should just share my ramblings.
In-Game Hint about me since I'm new around here:
I'm that adult that still plays with LEGO, and I ramble a lot of Twitter.
I always take photos of my projects with LEGO(you know, for size reference: because I couldn't find a banana).
Here goes nothing...
-Rambling Unicorn