Oh I had great dreams last night. Usually they dont make me wake up in a cold sweat at 4am, and usually I have to eat half a pound of cheddar for that anyway. Lamb shank in port wine gravy with a beer, it wasnt that either.

Perhaps it was this.

A consultant emailed me out of the blue with an offer of employment, which nearly fell through the cracks of my spam folder. This is the new Aldi opening soon just up the coast, and the consultant thought it would be perfect for me after finding my CV online.

I'd registered it a long time ago, with one of the largest agencies in the UK. Three years ago in fact, and it occasionally gets nibbled. Nothing in a while though, until this one. I must thank the kind soul who reached out with it;

48 hour week, 5 days - no weekends, so I'd be able to have Bea home. The wages sounded pretty good too, £20 an hour or thereabouts.

Hang on a minute, they want me to run this place?

Sounds like a great venue to survive the coming apocalypse, I'll take it. XD

Happy 1st of April folks. Stranger things have happened on this day in history.