Amazingly enough, it has been made.

In minimal form. This took an hour or so...

When I'm done getting the stench of solder out of my nostrils (read: resting after inhaling all those lead fumes) I'll do more...

Also, note the extra black wire from Pin 1 to Pin 5 of the lone 555 socket -- I made a goof in the perf layout -- I'll correct it later. Right now I have a headache.