Okay, here we go:
Left OSHPark board: attiny13a SSU - working
Right OSHPark board: attiny45 - working
all 10 green boards: attiny13a SU - not working
Red board: attiny13a SSU - not working (but same badge as left OP board - weird)
USB cable tester: attiny13a SSU - working
small OSHPark board: attiny13a SSU - no idea
out of 15 attiny13a boards I know that two are working :( meh. At first I thought The smaller tinies are definitely fake, but the datasheet says they're a possibility.