Week 5 of our caption CERN contest has flown by! Here are the top picks!

The Funnies:

• Guy #1 "Pay close attention: If anything goes wrong, press this BIG RED BUTTON. Then count to ten."
  Guy #2" What does it do?"
  Guy #1 "Absolutely nothing... it just gives you something to do while you're dying a horrible, painful death." - Lorin Briand

• ""We've miniaturized the mainframe - only 21,480 tubes!." - Tim
• ""Watch my finger...now, you are getting very sleepy...fund this project...sleeeeepy..." - Erik Ratcliffe

The winner for this week is johnowhitaker with the following quote: