Features:
- TrackPoint
· Press to Click
· Middle Button Scroll
· custom speed/sensitivity settings
- Cherry MX Clear mechanical switches
- 60% form factor
- Standard ISO layout, except for the split spacebar
- Fn layer with arrows/function/multimedia keys
- Programmer's layer (type parenthesis by tapping the Shift keys, brackets on Control keys, curly brackets on Alt keys)
- Numpad layer
It's probably in poor taste, my my first thought is to call it the "Jesus Keyboard", because there's a big nail in the middle. Make the rest of it out of wooden parts ,and you have a great, though maybe blasphemous, novelty keyboard!
Another thought!, You could use keys from the infamous "deadflesh" ZX80 keyboard. Wooden case, and the conceit is complete!