Adam FabioWeek 1: 2/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 2/17/2015
Link to the original CERN image.
What do we have here? Some sort of high pressure or high vacuum chamber with all sorts of ports and wires. Motors, pumps, and a scientist who understandably looks rather proud of her creation.
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