Quantity   Tool name
1 × 15" Subwoofer A central piece of equipment for any good endeavour.
1 × Big Blue Fridge CAFFEINE HERE
3 × Soldering Station If it smells like chicken, you're holding it at the wrong end.
2 × 3D Printer The protosentient bootstrapping stages of our self-replicating machine overlords?
1 × PCB Etching Station Though rarely sighted, this secretive creature is said to feed on copper, using a highly specialized digestive system.
2342 × Oscilloscope Clearly a herd animal. Usually docile, but is rumoured to employ ambush tactics when least expected.
555 × Misc A rich ecosystem of bugs, fairies, fruit, fungi and the occasional palaeeudyptinae. Current lutrinae levels are steady at about 0.7/m².