Dear Feature Investment Officer,

The mutant mould "design tweak" (pictured below) to include the 1440px screen (and a second USBC) best be a late April Fools joke and you're about to say sike soon.

There's no way I'm signing it off when it originally looked as simplistic and moden as this:

"It's a 3rd person perspective; from my view, nothing's changed." is not an excuse. This may be an amateur project, but will adhere to professional design standards.

2 centered USBC ports and a centred logo, or another solution that obtains XY design symmetry, will be acceptable.

- From the Aesthetics Compliance Division