Wait - didn't this used to run on Arduino?

Yea, in the Arduino IDE.  I am no longer using the Arduino IDE, and uploading to AVR via a makefile works great!

After overhauling the OS I lost AVR support.  I have regained it!  Here's what the result is:

I am still using the Arduino IDE for a serial monitor, but everything seems to work.  I still need to add support for lots of stuff now, but I'm running on a microcontroller again, which is nice.

Anyway, I'm super excited, next I plan to add a GPIO API, so that later I can add software serial (then graphics support via an NGT30 :D)