Caption CERN Contest Week 2

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

Adam FabioAdam Fabio 02/11/2015 at 04:35110 Comments

Week 1: 2/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 2/17/2015

Link to the original CERN image.

What do we have here? Some sort of high pressure or high vacuum chamber with all sorts of ports and wires. Motors, pumps, and a scientist who understandably looks rather proud of her creation.

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!


SimonOmega wrote 02/19/2015 at 15:24 point

Employees are free to use our new self cleaning espresso machine, with frothing adapter.

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Bruce wrote 02/18/2015 at 23:39 point

The new Fermilab Easy-Bake oven loses the light bulb and gets a $20 makeover. Share your recipes with us.

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Tim wrote 02/18/2015 at 05:34 point

Mom was so happy to be a Dyson beta-tester !

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noaddress wrote 02/17/2015 at 15:15 point

noone told me the submarine is THAT small...

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Galane wrote 02/17/2015 at 07:57 point

Lead engineer Genevieve Cortois prepares the first Trans-Adaptive Rational-Displacement Inference Spatiometer for test run #53.

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Galane wrote 02/17/2015 at 07:54 point

Reality adjustment probe MK1 moments after its first successful test run. Shown here is Janet pointing out the flux phase tap.

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Rollyn01 wrote 02/17/2015 at 06:32 point

"Here we see Major Carter in her early days before she joined SG-1. Pictured with her is her winner science project oddly titled 'Superposition Matter Projector'. The Air Force quickly scooped her up before she could caused any real damage."

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Thinkerer wrote 02/16/2015 at 12:59 point

"Before the development of the Salk vaccine, herpetologists were often employed in the heartbreaking task of keeping a snakes alive using so-called iron lungs"

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Scott Fenton wrote 02/15/2015 at 04:07 point

Bender's first enema.

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Scott Fenton wrote 02/15/2015 at 04:03 point

The first successful in-vitro fertilization birth of an AT-AT Walker.

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SilverRobot wrote 02/14/2015 at 22:59 point

While visiting Switzerland, Claire's side trip to a well known 'Day Spa and Hair Removal Center' went awry when a mixup in directions found her in the CERN laboratory. Moments after this photo was taken, the bewildered scientists had to forcibly prevent her from taking off her dress as she shouted, in broken German, "Point your hair-gun at my legs and bikini line!!"

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Robert wrote 02/14/2015 at 18:42 point

"This is latest Technology marvel of the 1950's, the first consumer laser heated pressure cooker, the Nano-wave,  no need to wait hours to roast a turkey, this new marvelous invention will do in microseconds!, Call now to get it at the low low price of $1,024,800!

*disclaimer: we no longer hold responsibility after your purchase* "

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Rollyn01 wrote 02/14/2015 at 00:39 point

"When told to 'blow it up her pipe', managers were not expecting Tammy the intern to do so literally."

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Rollyn01 wrote 02/13/2015 at 16:12 point

"Here we have Jul (name truncated for being long and incomprehensible) sabotaging Earth's first hyperspace drive. Unknown at the time, she was actually an agent of Special Circumstances helping to keep Earth dependent on Culture technology."

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AdamO wrote 02/13/2015 at 05:09 point

Sally from marketing proudly displays an early prototype of the 'Signature' range planned to coincide with the release of '50 Shades of Grey'

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Chris Parker wrote 02/13/2015 at 04:43 point

Yes, gentlemen, with this engineering marvel, the modern housewife will be able to even get the most stubborn stains out the carpets.

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RoboMonkey wrote 02/13/2015 at 03:34 point

Early Laser Pointer....Do not look into beam with other good eye....

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tehdorf wrote 02/13/2015 at 02:16 point

"You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?"

"Sure. Yeah. I think so. Besides, if I mess up it's not like you'll be able to yell at me."

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Leonard wrote 02/12/2015 at 22:59 point

What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?

"No, sir. We call it, 'Mr. Coffee.' Care for some?"

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Kid Iccurus wrote 02/12/2015 at 20:27 point

And that was the last time I tried to make anything from IKEA.

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