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Caption CERN Contest Week 6

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio • 03/11/2015 at 04:05•146 Comments

Week 4: 3/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/17/2015

Here we go again! Time to get those captions ready! What do you think is going on in this image from CERN's archives?

Link to the original CERN image.

CERN scientists and engineers often find themselves in interesting positions. However, we're not sure if this CERN staffer ever expected to be quite where he is now!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

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controlmypad wrote 03/11/2015 at 17:26 • point

Here we see Herb Merfner, the grandfather of modern planking, exhibiting advanced technique in intratubal planking.

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Dan Schnur wrote 03/11/2015 at 16:54 • point

This'll keep the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator de-modulated.

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Stipe Predanic wrote 03/11/2015 at 16:37 • point

As public always suspected, there was no AI (artificial intelligence) in
CERN's AKM (all-knowing-machine). Just a man in white overalls pushing
some rods and buttons.

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jdhysell wrote 03/11/2015 at 16:34 • point

A small adjustment here, and the expresso should be JUST right...

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Erik Ratcliffe wrote 03/11/2015 at 16:25 • point

"Mr. Wonka, when do I get small?"

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DainBramage wrote 03/11/2015 at 16:16 • point

"Sir! There's a chef on the radar screen, and he's closing fast!"

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Ron wrote 03/11/2015 at 16:04 • point

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"I used to be months behind schedule, now I'm getting things done weeks
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ajlitt wrote 03/11/2015 at 15:25 • point

Do you want atomic superpowers?  Because that's how you get atomic superpowers.

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eric wrote 03/11/2015 at 15:22 • point

Union painters are caught sleeping in the strangest places.

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Jarrett wrote 03/11/2015 at 15:00 • point

A judge prepares for the annual CERN waterslide competitions.

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nerf_ninja wrote 03/11/2015 at 14:53 • point

"LASERS can't make DONUTS?!  I'll show THEM. I'll show them ALL....."

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Oddball wrote 03/11/2015 at 14:20 • point

Measure twice, cut once.

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Rollyn01 wrote 03/11/2015 at 14:15 • point

"And they said all those times rolling around in the dryer was stupid... I'll show them stupid."

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Rollyn01 wrote 03/11/2015 at 14:08 • point

Photographed is Dr. Matt Jefferies working on a misaligned isolinear processor. Unknown to him is the fact that not even his white overall could protect him for the effects of "Redshirt Radiation".

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jssspam.ath1 wrote 03/11/2015 at 14:07 • point

After 40 years on the director's wall this month the clock guy is retiring . He will be replaced by a Wang. Lets all give a hand to welcome the director's new wang.

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Robert Ross wrote 03/11/2015 at 14:06 • point

A CERN worker depicted here is calibrating the tubes for optimal internet speeds.

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Ian Day wrote 03/11/2015 at 13:50 • point

and if we do not get this Apple watch down in size, we shall never sell any of them ....

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Karl wrote 03/11/2015 at 13:45 • point

It turns out that humans are more useless than hamsters after all...

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Rollyn01 wrote 03/11/2015 at 13:39 • point

In an odd use of the Uncertainty Principle, Jerry is seen here trying to measure his momentum to help hide his position during CERN's Annual Hide and Seek Tournament.

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Tachyon wrote 03/11/2015 at 13:34 • point

Meet Bob, CERN hide & seek champion 5 years running.

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Rollyn01 wrote 03/11/2015 at 13:40 • point

Damint, great minds think alike. lol

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