Caption CERN Contest Week 6

Week 4: 3/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/17/2015

Here we go again! Time to get those captions ready! What do you think is going on in this image from CERN's archives?

CERN scientists and engineers often find themselves in interesting positions. However, we're not sure if this CERN staffer ever expected to be quite where he is now!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

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Sam Carlin wrote 03/12/2015 at 20:00

After management stopped offering free coffee, productivity went down the tubes.

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Sam Carlin wrote 03/12/2015 at 19:55

Fred's plan to impersonate a Higgs Boson failed when he fell asleep waiting for Dr. Goldstone.

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Sam Carlin wrote 03/12/2015 at 19:53

Chef Boyardee changes careers to particle physicist, no one surprised. "I always suspected cooking wasn't his thing," says ConAgra CEO.

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RoboMonkey wrote 03/12/2015 at 19:28

Join Fritz Hollenschputz as he takes you on another journey of perfection on "Fritz Hollenschputz, Obsessive Compulsive Plumber".

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jack krewson wrote 03/12/2015 at 18:13

...and adjust voltage to 30,00 volts. Note: But FIRST, ensure all personnel are on the outside of the chamber...

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Josh wrote 03/12/2015 at 18:07

DAAA da DA-DAAAAA da DA DAAAAA..... The only thing that keeps me sane in this job is flying my Millennium Falcon go-gauge through these electrostatic separators.

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Dan Schnur wrote 03/12/2015 at 17:48

No! You've got it wrong. If you want to turn it on, you twist this thing like thi.....

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THX1082 wrote 03/12/2015 at 17:25

[GlaDOS@aperturescience.lab]$ man pipe
Insertion successful.
Would you like to release the neurotoxin [Yes/no]?

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Lectric Wizard wrote 03/12/2015 at 17:01

"testing, testing, 1,23 ... is this thing on?... testing, testing" tap tap

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nathan wrote 03/12/2015 at 15:19

"Sure, wearing nothing under my clean suit is cool alright. My legs are freezing!"

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clivenoad wrote 03/12/2015 at 05:31

"wake me up when its time to go home"

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clivenoad wrote 03/12/2015 at 05:30

The storage beam has been lost, investigation in progress.

"I've Found it, its hiding down this pipe"

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Curtis Carlsen wrote 03/12/2015 at 04:21

Thank god the separator caught him. Another 50 meters, and he'd be nothing but quarks.

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SnoWHandS wrote 03/13/2015 at 05:32

This is excellent. Good on you sir!

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:49

One of the forced labor interns caught sleeping in the construction site of th hadron collider

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:47

Higgs boson convicted of "mass" murder ;)

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:47

Scientists spend an average of 25.1 hours a day searching for the higgs boson

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:30

I swear the Higgs boson was here a minute ago

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:29

Higgs boson's discovery recently announced to public. Physicists baffled by the possibilities it opens up. Public baffled by the font used in the presentation.

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dosuserx ross wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:26

For some reason, whenever they boys would start up the calibration sequence, Eric would hide in the pipes and shout "Hello World!"

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dosuserx ross wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:25

Unfortunately, Eric's dreams of becoming a radioactive superman never came to anything.

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