Caption CERN Contest Week 6

Week 4: 3/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/17/2015

Here we go again! Time to get those captions ready! What do you think is going on in this image from CERN's archives?

CERN scientists and engineers often find themselves in interesting positions. However, we're not sure if this CERN staffer ever expected to be quite where he is now!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

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dosuserx ross wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:18

Nobody ever understood Olaf's love for his work, but he had always known from an early age that he was meant to work inside large science tubes.

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:18

*Yawn*Now i only have 1294 screws left to put in their desgnated area. Ifo nly I could catch a few Z's.*zzzzzzzzzz*

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:17

Higgs Boson still on the run."We havent God a clue", says scientists

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:13

Nooo. I lost the Higgs Boson

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:11

Prototype number 5932 for the large hadron collider.Officials say it was a smashing success

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:07

Scientists finally find Higgs boson inside the giant pipe in CERN breakroom. Swear they looked there already.

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:05

A Higgs boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys in here looking for you."

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 03:05

A Higgs boson walks into a bar. The barman doesn't understand.

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 02:59

Dr. Timmens found 20 days after he was lost in the mainframe.

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/12/2015 at 02:58

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t.

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Joe Bass wrote 03/12/2015 at 02:45

I don't get it. If the blue smoke exited the firing end at 3462.337 meters per second, the problem should be right here in this 50 meter section. Oh-Oh. Oh, damn. Right. Deceleration factor. OK, HEY, GUYS?.... WE GOTTA PUT THIS THING BACK! .....GUYS?

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rollinns wrote 03/12/2015 at 02:29

If I don't get this right, Senator Stevens said these internet tubes won't work.

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ccates wrote 03/12/2015 at 02:08

Wait a minute. Did anyone ever get Bob out of the tube?

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Wilfite wrote 03/12/2015 at 01:09

Pictured long before his rise to fame as a popular kerbonaut (and later infamy from the failed mutiny of the Kerballer V black-hole mission), Jebediah Kerman can be seen installing the lower hatch of a prototype trash-removal device. It was this picture, seen by the marketing dept, which led to a product name change of "PPD-10 Hitchhiker Storage Container".

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thomas wrote 03/11/2015 at 23:16

Who the hell mis-calibrated my jelly tubes?

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thomas wrote 03/11/2015 at 23:11

I thought I was baking... maybe I am the bacon.

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cshamilto wrote 03/11/2015 at 22:44

After failing the NOGO gauge this would-be metrologist will only be able to continue life as lowly meteorologist, never knowing the meaning of accuracy.

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danielmiester wrote 03/11/2015 at 22:18

Tim starts questioning the safety of this new handheld beam divider.

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Kid Iccurus wrote 03/11/2015 at 21:40

Easyjet's new "cheapest ever tickets" came with some mild disadvantages.

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s.robillard wrote 03/11/2015 at 21:26

Attempts to power the particle accelerator using a human sized hamster wheel proved unsuccessful.

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chris judevine wrote 03/11/2015 at 21:18

Timmy you're looking a little tired, the crystalline power source of those light sabers needs to be discharged in a very specific way, otherwise you'll die horrifically. Timmy no!!!!!! Well what are you all looking at? Scrape him out and get the next intern in here.

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