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Caption CERN Contest Week 19

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 06/11/2015 at 04:4169 Comments

Week 19: 6/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 6/17/2015

Just about every workplace has to worry about safety. Many companies have a safety team that is trained to handle emergencies and help patients until proper medical technicians arrive. In a typical office environment this training is pretty easy, but what if you're working on the bleeding edge of science? CERN's safety team trains for everything, including badly burned hands and partially removed eyeballs. Don't worry, these are just simulated injuries, which is probably why this CERN scientist is so calm, even smiling for the photo! CERN's medical room also appears to be well stocked - with a full skeleton, and no less than four different types of fire extinguishers.

So, even though we already have a pretty good idea of what is going on in this photo (and the accompanying album), we're sure you'll come up with some great captions. Have at it!

This week's prize is a Lightblue Bean from The Hackaday Store.

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this contest log, not on the contest itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

K.C. Lee wrote 06/11/2015 at 18:21 point

We have a corporate policy of Equal Employment Opportunity even for the living impaired.  The medical care package on the other hand is a bit of a patch work.

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Flint wrote 06/11/2015 at 17:46 point

Richard begins his assimilation into the Borg with an optical enhancement!

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sbi.gaijin wrote 06/11/2015 at 12:07 point

Yes doctor,  I'm inclined to agree;  kick-boxers really shouldn't be allowed to wear stiletto heels.

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K.C. Lee wrote 06/11/2015 at 11:28 point

This is only a drill.  There is no need to panic.  Everything is under control.  Here at Umbrella Corporation, we are careful handling our bio research material.  We have the best safety record in the industry.  At no time, the general public would have to worry.  Thank you, goodbye and have a good day!

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Eric Hertz wrote 06/11/2015 at 05:34 point

Protons may be tiny, but they sure pack a punch!

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