Decided to update the SAO based on a few suggestions. Rearranged the phrases. Reworked the PCB layout. Replaced the physical button with the middle-finger dude as a touch pad. Changed the dude to a hasl pad instead of a screen print. Also tried to make the whole thing look better by moving the resistors for the LEDs next to the MCU and put an ink blot graphic over the components to hide them a bit.

The code was basically stolen from the QTouch examples which made it an order of magnitude bigger and more complex, but the rest of the very basic functionality is the same.