Shit Talker was a VB application I adored back in the days of Windows 98. It was a hilarious mess of buttons that'd invoke a speech synth engine to blather. The intent of the day was for prank phone calls. As an expanded hello-world exercise, I opted to re-write Shit Talker since the original didn't really run on newer versions of Windows and I switched to Unixes about 20mins after Win ME was spawned. Hence, there's an OS X and a Windows build of Shit Talker Phoenx (STP) available. I don't maintain them, not really. But I know some folks in to DJing use it, or at least, did. I eventually dumped the SRC on github (links below).