Why did I create Light Relief?
I had bad dreams the other night, and got up in the night for a wee. I'd been talking to Doc as usual, about waveguides, earlier that evening and as I stood tinkling in the darkness the germ of an evil idea was born.
Sorry Ladies, you'll have to sit this one out until I figure out how to get it past Equal Opportunities.
* Female test pilots wanted.
This Piss-take is no longer officially sponsored by Social Services or associated with any connected agency. Enough is indeed enough, and Light Relief extends an apology to the individuals concerned.