Light Relief

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Laser assisted targeting for men during EVA.

Taking a break from your mission is often fraught with dangerously low light levels as well as voyeuristic wildlife. Fatigue and environmental toxins also make it all too easy to compromise your suit while your attention is occupied.

Simple technology can enhance the experience as well as maintain that dignified composure expected of an officer in the Latrines, while respecting his Privates modesty.

o Enjoy protection from environmental hazards
o Dynamic aiming system ensuring accuracy
o Easy to use, one size fits all male soldiers
o Officially sponsored research and design

Why did I create Light Relief?

I had bad dreams the other night, and got up in the night for a wee. I'd been talking to Doc as usual, about waveguides, earlier that evening and as I stood tinkling in the darkness the germ of an evil idea was born.

Sorry Ladies, you'll have to sit this one out until I figure out how to get it past Equal Opportunities.

* Female test pilots wanted.

This Piss-take is officially sponsored by WSCC and the NHS in association with Social Services.

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    Morning.Star6 days ago 0 comments

    Equal Opportunities

    Sigh. You cant even tell a dirty joke without sexism getting in the way. Well, seeing as it is the 21st Century, and women can fight in the Forces, run countries and marathons and even vote there is a growing movement that says if a man can be a pig, so can a woman.

    They fart on telly and drink ale from the bottle, swear and spit, scratch themselves in public and chat up your girlfriend, given half a chance. Whats next, a woman on our board of directors?

    Light Relief Too

    Stand Up Comedy at its finest

    Thanks must go to @Dr. Cockroach for pointing out a hole in my design. ;-)

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Dr. Cockroach wrote 6 days ago point

Itchy tentacles or is it itchy test.... uh , never mind ;-D After it's all over, I want one :-)

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Morning.Star wrote 6 days ago point

Hahahah! Wicked man. :-D Yes, you shall come to the ball... ;-)

Invite sent ;-)

Test pilots, suggestions welcome...

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Dr. Cockroach wrote 6 days ago point


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Robert Mateja wrote 6 days ago point

Add UV diode and drink a lot of Mountain Dew for spectacular results! ;)

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Morning.Star wrote 6 days ago point

Hahah nice. I hadnt thought about organic chemistry. :-D I know a chemist.

@Thomas Shaddack ?

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esot.eric wrote 6 days ago point

LOL No Sh*t?!

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Morning.Star wrote 6 days ago point

Muahahahah! Thank you sir, yes it is rather too opaque XD

This is taking the piss to the next level, luminous and rainbow coloured my friend. Its what the social get for placing me on the Pedestal. Best not to mess with a Mage and expect to walk away the same shape eh ;-)

Dont worry, I have a couple of serious projects that are worthy of the honour. I'm still waiting for the funds to arrive and well, I have itchy tentacles...

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